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You Might be a Green Neck If...

A few years ago, the WAGGGS-L e-mail list got caught up in a discussion of strange behaviors by "true" Girl Guides/Girl Scouts ("green necks"). The items laughingly submitted were collected by Nancy W., an adult Girl Scout from Illinois. Her Girl Scout web site disappeared, so (with her permission) I'm posting the collection she originally put together...

Some of these are mildly amusing, some are absolutely hysterical, and some ...well, apparently you had to be there! This is a relatively complete list, with no attempt to "winnow the chaff". If you want to use all or part of this list, some editing will be required.

You may be a green-neck if . . .

Or . . . Your Daughter may be a green-neck if . . .

Or . . . Your Mom may be a green-neck if . . .

Or . . . Your Wife may be a green-neck if . . .

Even your Husband may be a green-neck if . . .

Men, you too might be a green-neck if . . .

And finally, you know you're a green-neck if . . .

With thanks to all the WAGGGS-L members who contributed to this: Roberta A., John A., Jan B., Ann B., Catherine B., Dori B., Cathy C., Gwen C., Judy C., Kelly C., Martha C., Saddie C., Sara C., Susan C., Jennie D., Joni D., Aggie D., Joanna D., Ruth D., Elisabeth E., Anne E., Dee E., Lynne F., Nancy F., Carmen G., Elizabeth G., Pam G., Ann H., Barbara H., Beth H., Donna H., Mark H., Teresa H., Cara H., Barb H., Sharon H., Wendy J., Beth K., Eileen K., Jerry K., Jean L., Sue L., Mona L., Joni M., Kathy M., Nicki M., Jinx M., Cindy M., Sue M., Beth N., Kathy O., Elizabeth P., Patty P., Tammy P., Debbie R., Greta R., Linda S., Jane S., Karen S., Laurie S., Jody S., Don S., Andy S., Liz T., Joann U., Barbara V., Liz W., Lynn W., Sarah W., Betsy W., Karen W., Nancy W., Sallie Z., Michelle, Theresa

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